funny WhatsApp status :
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
I don't have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy.
I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.
I don't get older, I just level up.
My hobbies include eating and complaining about being fat.
I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view.
I'm not arguing, I'm just testing your knowledge.
I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy-saving mode.
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.
I'm not always funny, but when I am, I'm hilarious.
I'm not always sarcastic, but when I am, it's usually because someone is being stupid.
I'm not antisocial, I'm just selective about the people I socialize with.
I'm not procrastinating, I'm just prioritizing my tasks.
I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see.
I'm not short-tempered, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.
I'm not shy, I'm just studying my prey.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.
I'm not drunk, I'm just soberly challenged.
I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged.
I'm not messy, I'm just creatively organized.
I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.
I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing something else.
I'm not always right, but when I am, I am still humble about it.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a noon person.
I'm not lazy, I'm just waiting for a better opportunity.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a brunch person.
I'm not sarcastic, I'm just fluent in sarcasm.
I'm not anti-social, I'm selectively social.
I'm not a night owl, I'm a 24-hour party animal.
I'm not short, I'm fun size.
I'm not bossy, I'm just good at delegating.
I'm not angry, I'm just passionate.
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong when it matters.
I'm not forgetful, I'm just distracted.
I'm not always serious, but when I am, it's usually because someone is being stupid.
I'm not always late, but when I am, it's because I didn't want to come.
I'm not a morning person, I'm an all-day sleeper.
I'm not clumsy, I'm just fighting gravity.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.
I'm not boring, I'm just low maintenance.
I'm not weird, I'm just unique.
I'm not rude, I'm just honest.
I'm not vain, I'm just confident.
I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just prioritizing my relaxation time.
I'm not a drama queen, I'm just living my best life.
I'm not always sarcastic, sometimes I'm sleeping.
I'm not a pessimist, I'm just a realist.